By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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equinoxe_fml 2

ahahahahahah this made my day i'm sorry, but...

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Sakeyaki 0

Hope you have fun using that.

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Aethren 0

Today is my girlfriend of 3 years 21st birthday. I gave her a big pink vibrator and broke up with her. I told her if she didn't like it she could **** herself. FML

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skateboarder0297 0

@ least when ur lonely and thinking abt him you can use it....

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clumsily_yours 12

I'm kind of curious what #13 said; it's been moderated (and I don't know how to see it if I can)--little help please?

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KelMarCos 3

you can't see it. it's been moderated so that people can't read it anymore. it was prolly inappropriate.

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asxp10 0

Sorry, but I kinda laughed. That sucks though. FYL

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gir321 0

#13 needs a life. fail at commenting an fml. FYL. and atleast you got a vibrator (:

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