By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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NYHC 0

It was probly his loss. Guys don't know a good thing. We think with a different brain. He will regret it. Just smile and enjoy being young. Life is a learning process.

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hootersgirl09 0

ahh what did #13 say?

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0turtle0 0

Oh well...at least you have something to keep you occupied for a while...? right....? :*

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Natalieex12 0

Your life seriously suckss. -_-

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Loony_fml 4

You'll probably have more fun with the vibrator anyway. ;)

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xrebelgirlx 0

i would've given him the vibrator back and said 'Actually I think it's you that needs it, seeing as your a pussy' then walked out on him before he had the chance to dump ya. A girls gotta have her pride!

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x3chibi 0

Tell him it's bigger than his penis ;] he'll be pwned.

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