First, I agree with #9. Use it, video tape you using it,put it up on Redtube and send me the link. Second, Whenever your ready for a real man you just message me and we'll see whats up ::wink wink::

ahahahhahahahha this ones one of my new faves im sorry but its just too funny look on the brightside no matter how hard we try men will never get there cocks to vibrate so atleast you have that plus it saves you the embarrasment of having to go out and get one and 24 thats pretty ******* rude to call this fake if you think it is keep it to yourself

That's such an insensitive thing to do! I would rather have him give me a wrapper than something like that. What an insult!

is that really bad? couples end their relationships everyday, at least he was good with you and gave you a present

#24 - We do have that option. It's called moderating.

Eh. Prolly the only time you will seriously get off too..Your boyfriend sounds like a douche. No dick. No balls. Good luck. Enjoy it.

That totally sucks. I would totally cut a guy who broke up with me on my birthday, especially if he did it by giving me a vibrator. FYL.

#24: and what sounds fake about this? This is one of the very FEW plausible FMLs, seriously people like you ruin FMLs calling FAKEE at the drop of a dime. Just stfu. #13: that was not funny. #34: Yeah, the gift was a birthday present. ON HER B-DAY, that was the ****** up part. @OP: wow your EX is an asshole, the least he could have did was waited till your birthday was over. What a dick, he needs to get his ass kicked. Maybe you should have someone do that, or say your preggers give him a little scare. And say you want like full custody & child support, ahh that will scare the shit out of him.

at least it's big.

maybe if you were better in bed he wouldnt have broke up with you