Love: Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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By Broken - 03/08/2010 12:11 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 11:01

Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML

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Reverse Uno

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 20:01

Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML

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By meowymomma - 25/06/2016 19:21 - United States

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

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Betrayal

By Anonymous - 12/07/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML

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nananna915 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:58

Dump him, dump him immediately

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:02

Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.

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survivalism 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:52

Seriously. What part of your psyche told you "hey, it's a BRILLIANT idea to confront him over absolutely nothing, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?"

lmmmr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:06

#109, your reading comprehension skills have obviously failed you. She was confronting him over something else. How is that even remotely correlated to his cheating? Whether she confronted him or not, he would still be doing it. You fail.

mattiscool 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:14

111... you fail so hard lol

liveitlearnit 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:20

#59, did you really try to justify his betrayal of his fiance? Come on now. Cheating is NEVER okay. Ever.

AshleyJ 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:26

Yeah that must really suck, if u havnt already, dump. him. now.

wildabeast 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:28

haha, only a couple months and yeah, that sucks, a lot

crankpot 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:36

I wish all the people saying they went on a diet together would stop and think for a moment. If he was doing it willingly, would he be sneaking in pizza, and would she feel the need to confront him about it? I may be sleeping with someone else's husband, but at least I'm not a deluded moron. :D

lmmmr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:39

#115- What does that matter? He cheated on his future wife. That can not be justified by her suggesting he lose a few pounds. At all. Your moral compass is obviously a little skewed.

crankpot 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:42

No, my moral compass points right where I want it. Biologically, humans are not monogamous. Why should I conform to some antiquated concepts of right and wrong? I do what makes me happy. :D