Miscellaneous: Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night....

By Username - 12/11/2010 14:46 - United States

Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML

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Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By Sheggie - 30/01/2010 05:06 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it, hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 minutes and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say, "Oh, cool." FML

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Friday 12 November 2010 18:59

Sometimes, doing something nice is done in honor, not reward.

funshit123 0

Friday 12 November 2010 18:58

haha u didnt get any

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DeathHead 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:39

Did u learn your lesson?

CJrox606 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:40

ummmm.... u r really desperate. and she owes u gas money

markli 2

Friday 12 November 2010 20:46

What did you expect, her to suck you off? Next time post it

herkysfinest 0

Friday 12 November 2010 20:47

I think your missing his point

Bloodknight 22

Friday 12 November 2010 20:53

Is anyone else actually wondering HOW he contacted her in the first place? Last I checked, ID's don't have phone numbers, or email addresses on them, or am I missing something?