Miscellaneous: Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night....

By Username - 12/11/2010 14:46 - United States

Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML

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Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By Sheggie - 30/01/2010 05:06 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet belonging to some guy, it had $355 inside. Because he had his address written inside, I decided to return it, hoping for a reward. I drove for 40 minutes and finally got to his house during peak hour. All he did was say, "Oh, cool." FML

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aardvarkish 16

Friday 12 November 2010 18:59

Sometimes, doing something nice is done in honor, not reward.

funshit123 0

Friday 12 November 2010 18:58

haha u didnt get any

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chuck1986 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 14:09

That is kinda creepy of you. You could have just dropped it in a mailbox and it would have been mailed to her.

angel55033 12

Saturday 13 November 2010 14:14

maybe she thought you were going to be a night in shining armor but kinda failed?

ghostyghost756 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 14:42

she might have freaked out, but you did contact her and you said you were coming, just don't expect much in this age,people are too cautious to be grateful... and she prolly woulda only gave you a hi anyways

cloud720 5

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:07

Here is my theory. The girl had a one night stand with a guy she liked and thought she would never see again. Some guy called to say she lost her I'd and she thought it was him. She was happy to be seeing that guy again then some creepy guy comes to the door. Wait. How did you contact her? Ids don't have phone numbers.

michaelscott69 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 15:25

joseph fritzel

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 13 November 2010 19:15

You have to be cautious these days. I would not be happy if I heard my daughter let a complete stranger inside her house who found her wallet. Chances are he may be harmless, but you never know.

DJ_Chutfield 4

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:20

She was hoping for somebody hotter. Sorry to hear you're so ugly.

theonlysweetpea 10

Saturday 13 November 2010 20:48

I like #141's theory. But this is an excellent example of why it doesn't pay to be nice! I'd be pissed if I did something nice

skatergirl9875 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:21

why didnt u just mail it??? would have been much easier

evilshade 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:43

Leave a big pile of poo on her doorstep

sublimetime614 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 7:38

its called the US Postal Service, isnt it creepy to get your id back from a random stranger who drives two hours to possibly rape and kill you? really nice of you, but creepy.