Names, Awkward, Babies and Work: Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

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By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00

Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By anotherfmladdict - 26/09/2013 07:06 - United States - Muscatine

Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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Saturday 7 January 2012 0:41

What is wrong with parents nowadays?! Do they hate their kids? There was a mother who was on the news because she named her child "Facebook Me Soon".. WTF?!?!

ihasbrains 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 1:31

Heard people would name their kids things like Sparta so that they could introduce them like this: 'THIS, IS, SPARTA!' Gotta admit, it's kind of funny.

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haveachat 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 4:59

I know a lady who called her daughter 'sativa'

DrMaverickRanger 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:36

Awkward turtle, Sativa is actually quite a common name in some Asian cultures...Don't be ignorant, just cos it's strange for you, doesn't mean it's a stupid or odd name...

EnterSandman_fml 20

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:08

One of my friends actually named their kid Jellyroll after some jazz musician. Twinkie is at about the same level. Now, if they actually name the girl Twinkie, she turns out to be blonde, and they buy her an entire yellow wardrobe, then there's major league issues.

day624 14

Monday 9 January 2012 23:24

Sucks, whatif Jellyroll grows up to be chunky

ifeelcheated 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:08

What is wrong with u people. Maybe twinkie has a meaning to the perants

DrMaverickRanger 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 6:42

Meaning schmeaning, naming your child is the first big decision you make for your child, and the name is going to affect every sphere of your child's life for the rest of it's life!

ifeelcheated 0

Monday 9 January 2012 16:54

We clearly have different opinions about this so u can just go **** urself u dumb ****

linnie_wesker 20

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:10

I feel bad for the kid. =/ I mean what if she ends up being a little overweight? Everyone is going to make fun of her because of her name.

twinrlw9 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:19

How can parents give such names to their children?! Do they know what they are setting their child up for? My orchestra just told me today that he knew someone named asshole but it was pronounced AH-sho-LAY.

yscpunkchick 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:20

you people claiming to know someone who knows someone named oranjello, lemonjello, and la-a are too damn gullible. and cary is an older male name, not weird.