Work: Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables....

By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML

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By Chef stupid - 11/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Houston

Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 06:00

Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By Greattitan2 - 29/06/2015 20:34 - United States - Beaufort

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

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By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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Maygen 5

Monday 8 February 2010 5:03

look on the bright side, lemon juice tends to cauterize cuts

hj5 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:18

ouch but at least your cut smells lemon fresh.

Comments

TotchiNeko 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:27

lol

jeaniechic 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:27

ow.

WilHernandez 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:36

yeah that happens to me bit I had a paper cut and I laid it in se salt I have spilled on the counter

rwac07 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:42

ouchhh

daneeyoll 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:50

holy shit ouch

Famouss55 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:55

that sucks!

OkageStarr 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:01

I once cut my thumb two thirds of the way off while slicing a lemon. And the knife I was using was serrated. I'll never do that again.

mahamii_93 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:31

OUCH!!

_elly_beth_ 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:31

Ouch. I have really dry skin and in the winter it tends to crack. Whenever I cook with lemons I have to wear gloves so it doesn't sting.

lisareading1 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:22

haha the best part is this hot nerd has cut his finger at least 4 times at his work already. you had it coming ryan. haha and your life is fml. at least your #1