Health: Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2013 05:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

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By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:07

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous ******* spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

laughing_zebra 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:06

Seriously... A spoon?

Comments

THysios 2

Saturday 31 October 2009 14:47

I see you played knify spoony before

jadetothes 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:36

spooning leads to forking...

Mboone 0

Friday 6 November 2009 6:51

And then forking leads to sporking!

NIC_R00LZ 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 9:45

How the hell can a spoon cut you?

nomorewhoppers 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 22:40

dam where do you live i want cutting spoons

PeachyKin 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:28

I'm sorry, dude... I laughed. I didn't know that was possible. Put a warning on your silverware drawer.

curly_693 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 18:17

Was it a gradefruit spoon? Because those things can be turned into dangerous weapons!!!! XD I have cut my finger with a grapefruit spoon, but never actually knew it was possible to cut yourself open with a regular spoon! This is an accomplishment!!!!! :D Haha