By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous ******* spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

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relator_fml 0

Uh..how do you cut yourself with s spoon?

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giganticbrain 0

I was wondering the same thing, but it might've been a grapefruit spoon.

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LilaBear 1

I really want to know how you cut your finger open with a spoon.

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suki987 0

I'm not going to be one of the other 114 or whatever that has said "HOW?!" because honestly... I have cut myself with a spoon as well... and a plastic bottle [no not cut in half, a fully intact bottle].... but that's not the point. Doctors suck.

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oystercultviking 0

Was it an absynthe spoon? :}

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Guitarist45 0

This fail is so epic, it's almost a win. almost........

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crymeariver1984 0

I'm sorry, but you cut yourself with a ******* spoon!? Are you retarded, actually I take that back. A retarded person wouldn't do something that stupid. Do everybody a favor and kill yourself, because we don't need any more morons running around doing stupid shit like CUTTING THEMSELVES WITH SPOONS! Sorry, but I had to let that out.

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crazieaish 0

your a fucken tool. honestly, telling someone to kill themselves 'cuz they cut there finger with a sppoon? yeah, it's fucken dumb; but who gives a shit. Im sure you laugh your ass off @ all the other dumbcrap on this site, so just let it fucken go and get a life. ps. ANYONE OLDER THEN 19, should not be on this site. go fucken do something with your families, or work on your fucken career. oh! AND STAY THE **** OF MLIA. srsly, we dont physco's like you going on it and ruining that site too.

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mousiegirl 0

You really need to grow up, get some education (that involves learning how to type and spell, or the very least how to use spell check), get some life experiences, and when that has happened perhaps you will be mature enough to leave comments that do not make you sound more "special" than the OP. Your crass language, hidious spelling and grammar, and childish comments about people older than 19, negate the excellent point about crymeariver1984 being a tool.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

not only are you stupid, but you definitely gave parents of emos something new o remove from the house. thanks to you, those families can cross soup out of their already limited menu choices. good job, asshole.

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