By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous ******* spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

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unluckyday 0

This has actually struck fear into my heart, great, yet another thing for me to fear.

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FML_FYL_2009 0

How the HELL do you cut your finger with a spoon? You got to be some kind of special to do that. Did you take the short bus to the ER?

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clockworkrainbow 3

I've always threatened to cut people with a dull spoon... Now I know it actually works. Thanks, OP. Don't be surprised if you see newspaper headlines that include something along the lines of "New Serial Killer Killing With Cereal Spoons".

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JuuChan 3

OP needs to make an account so she can tell us how she cut her finger with a spoon! PLEASE OP!! I'm sooo curious! (oh and post pictures too.)

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potatocats 0

I cut my finger with a plastic spoon before. It had a crack in it then somehow broke and sliced my finger. It was pretty sharp but the cut wasn't that bad. Sorry OP. Deep cuts on the finger really scare me! I don't know how you sat through 4 hours of waiting..that's got to be exagerrated. I know waits are long but seriously?! With that kind of cut I would think they would have helped by 2 hours haha.

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LikeOhMahGoose 0

LOL really? A spoon? Was it a plastic spoon? Those can be pretty ****** dangerous

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CH33RL34D3R 0

FYL? **** the doctors life.... Today, me and my fellow ER doctors decided to have a contest of which patient could have the most redicoulus injury. I put my $5 on this guy who actually ran into a parked car so I thought I was set..until Joe pointed out this American who cut his hand with a freakin spoon. So close yet so far. FML

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