Health: Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

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Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:07

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous ******* spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

laughing_zebra 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:06

Seriously... A spoon?

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Andrewl_FML 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:42

Tell me your secret!!! I've been trying to cut myself with a spoon for about 5 minutes now and I can only feel a little bit of bruising... How the hell did you do it?

Turtles_rock 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:52

How do you cut yourself with a spoon ?!?!?!?

Tigg3r 3

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:55

Today, I was grocery shopping with my mom. In the checkout lane, I was standing around waiting for my mom to get done when the guy that was bagging the items held out to me my mom's diet coke. I hate diet soda. FML

besad_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:58

what happened to Plexico? he needs to comment on this.

runner06 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 0:04

could have been a grapefruit spoon with the jagged edges.

powermad80 2

Thursday 29 October 2009 0:48

YDI for one reason only. you cut your finger open with a friggin spoon.

ayashe 2

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:00

It is possible to cut yourself with a spoon if you are using plastic ones. Some of those are actually ridiculously sharp (sharper than the knives), and I've cut my lip with one before. If it was one of those FYL, those things are deadly.

banana_head 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:11

0_O a spoon? dude that takes some serious skill. bravo. ahaha

lifesfailure 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:30

what the ****??? how the **** do you cut yourself with a ******* spoon? i mean seriously. it doesn't have a ******* edge...i need to learn how to do that