By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
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perdix 29

Yes, like letting her adult children live at home rent-free while they hassle her about her fun habits.

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Keyman1212 14

While it is true that you aren't addicted to the actual chemical THC in marijuana, you can become "addicted" to the effects it creates. Here's a really crappy example: you don't become addicted to being held at gunpoint by muggers, but you can get addicted to the adrenaline rush, so to get your fix, you'll walk around seedy parts of town with money hanging out your ass to get that rush again.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Let your mom kick you out of her house, then let people call you a pussy. Lets see how you feel like.

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RealChinese 7

Why would his mom kick him out? He didn't give her a stupid ultimatum, OP gotta piss off about the weed shit at least she didn't do nothing harder.

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elmoswife 0

Weed is a non-addicting substance. It's a form of relaxation nd meditation. =]

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Freeze_fml 16

Thanks hipster. I'm sure your sensei would agree.

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chogle 8

Hipster?..really?! That's the best insult you have?

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docscientist 9

155 used to be a hipster. Then his knee became too mainstream.

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lsd_25 8

YDI u little douche theres no such thing as a weed addiction

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You CAN be ADDICTED to ANYTHING, you little douche. Go back to grade school since you can even ******* produce a sentence.

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Pmoney1 0

so u apparently have the means to move out, yet u decide to stay home with ur mom & her "problem"? Yea, that sounds like a personal problem to me. & regardless of why ur mom smokes, haven't we been taught to not judge others until we've walked in their shoes? Smoke a bowl, eat a brownie, at least do some friggin research & make an EDUCATED decision from there instead of just being a whiny little brat.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Not to judge others until you walked into their shoes, and yet you called her a whiny little brat? You don't know her life and yet you assumed she is whiny. *cough hypocrite cough Thanks for wasting your first comment.

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canzonetta 16

Well, weed isn't even really a drug and it's less harmful than drinking or even smoking. Also, I doubt that one gets addicted to it. Perhaps she enjoys it and therefor does it a lot. But it's not a terrible thing and it hardly controls your life if you smoke it and so it's not more than a habit. Who are you to criticize your mothers habits in such a way?

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creedaddict 9

It's her house u dont like what goes on in her house move out oh wait u got kick out lol

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angrynegro7 16

Kind of hard to give an ultimatum when you're living under someone else's roof, isn't it, OP? If you were a child, I would understand your position. The fact is, you're an adult, which means your mom did her job and can do whatever she wants. At this point, your only options are to suck it up and deal, or hit the bricks.

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thefuckinloser 6

i would tell you hit the ******* road and kick your ass out shes old enough to what she wants you dont have to like it dont try to control her you should move

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ALLDAY88 8

Start yourself, blazing only makes anything you do that much better. Also, stop knocking on your mom for such a stupid thing, she could have been worse and beat your ass everyday.

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fencer310 0

Why confront her? Your fridge was probably loaded with killer snacks and she was prolly mellow as hell.

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