Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation,...

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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You deserved it 42 603

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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You deserved it 371

By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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You deserved it 38 300

By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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You deserved it 580

By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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You deserved it 4 056

By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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You deserved it 602

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

I agree, your life sucks 263

You deserved it 759

By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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Andr913 13

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:56

Well, now your skin matches your hair!

carry_on 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:57

Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...

Comments

MyS3lf 24

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:21

Did you dye your hair with kool-aid? I only ask because I've dyed my hair every color of the rainbow, and I've never once had my skin dyed while washing the color out.

SuperDanielNL 23

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:21

I am blue, dabadidabada dabadidadoo...

Enslaved 36

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:21

For years I always thought the lyrics said: I'm blue, if I were "green" I would die. But it's just gibberish! :P

SuperDanielNL 23

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:44

It always makes me think of the smurfs. But perhaps the song has a deeper meaning, if one were to understand the gibberish, we'll never know.

Jordath_Fil 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 18:12

If you understood the gibberish, the world would implode...

SuperDanielNL 23

Sunday 27 January 2013 18:36

Dude, it could be the meaning of our live and existance. We have to risk it. For the good of the galaxy!

BubbleGrunge 18

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:23

Ahhh...been there, done that! Get some rubbing alcohol and get to scrubbing!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:23

Scrub, scrub, scrub. That's the only thing that worked for me. I had the same issue.

rossdavids 16

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:25

YDI for dying your hair blue

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:18

What's wrong with it?

SettingSun89 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:23

Prick.

Jordath_Fil 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 18:16

Women. They just don't understand...... :/

_krystallynn_ 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:35

**** you. theres nothing wrong with blue hair. its HER hair. let her do what she wants with it. fag.

rossdavids 16

Sunday 27 January 2013 22:44

You are basically going against your own argument. It's MY opinion. So I could just say back to you what you said to me!!

charvisioku 22

Monday 28 January 2013 2:42

169: You're still a judgemental dick, however much you tant at people for getting pissed off with you...

SillyGirl4602 23

Monday 28 January 2013 11:45

I completely agreed with you 124, until you called him a fag.

upallnight11 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:27

You deserve it for wanting blue hair.

kawaiisakura 12

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:27

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to get a bath to rinse it off...idk but my sister would always just duck her head in the sink or tub and rinse it like that...also with gloves...YDI cuz I'm pretty sure there are directions warning against your situation....

sneeze_watch 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 16:31

How did you not realize that would happen? Haircolor isn't some magical substance that will only make your hair the colors you chose. Anyway, I've discovered Oxy face cleanser pads take it off skin pretty effectively.