Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation,...

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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Sunday 27 January 2013 15:56

Well, now your skin matches your hair!

carry_on 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:57

Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...

Comments

TheCandyHater 7

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:29

Who the hell dyes their hair blue?!

TellMeWhatsDeath 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:41

I do, OP does and many, many others(:

_krystallynn_ 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:39

people who aren't afraid to be different and unique:) people who aren't judgmental pricks like you.

buckdharma 36

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:35

I don't think blue hair is so unique. The Simpsons did it.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:30

I'd dye if I blue it like that.

4u21der 4

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:31

lol

Bacontree 14

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:37

I just stick my head under the shower first before putting my entire body under, but I've never dyed my hair blue, so perhaps that would really stain your face. It'll go away in a few days, and most people'll be more shocked about your blue hair than about the fact that your skin has some blue stains on it. :)

MillerBeerTime 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:41

Unless you plan to not have a job or life...why the stupid blue hair?

srhshl 9

Sunday 27 January 2013 18:12

Some jobs are okay with colored hair. Some people also like the color blue, so chill with the "stupid."

sgtcxelite 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 18:30

Apparently it's impossible for OP to be below 18 or working somewhere that's perfectly fine with it. How can't she have a life? I've dyed my hair many times in high school, and I had a pretty ******* awesome time.

_krystallynn_ 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:41

ive seen people with blue hair working at perfectly normal jobs. some people in the world don't mind people who are individual:) some people actually aren't stuck up assholes:)

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:42

Obviously you have never dyed your hair before. Common sense is to not let it run down you, seeming half the time it can stain your tub. Idk what you were thinking but you def deserve it..

bigt529 4

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:49

read directions???

sig4life 18

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:49

Ok, so I see Avatar and Smurf, any others? Could be a Fraggle, or a bastard daughter of Barney. Personally I think you are an idiot for not reading the instructions if you didn't know how to do it, or get a friend to help you.

shiftsandwitch 0

Sunday 27 January 2013 17:51

This happened to me and my bath tub. use 70% isopropyl alcohol aka rubbing alcohol.Get the biggest bottale you can get. keep it off your hair but it should get it off your skin and were ever you got it.