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By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By pantless - 21/03/2016 18:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML

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By disciplinaryaction - 21/11/2011 07:02 - United States

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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nesscafe_fml 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 12:02

It is clear who wears the pants in that relationship...

Welshite 39

Saturday 16 November 2013 12:12

#7: too*

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Tressa1982 18

Sunday 17 November 2013 6:49

I also had this happen to me and she lied too while I could see her wearing the article of clothing in question

dmklake 14

Sunday 17 November 2013 8:08

I hope you mean former friend OP.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Sunday 17 November 2013 8:51

Did you ever think about putting your name on the tags, OP?

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 17 November 2013 14:41

Why are you still friends with this thief after nine months? YDI

djPanda 8

Monday 18 November 2013 2:52

Bitches be crazy

fmlife__x13x 5

Monday 18 November 2013 12:24

why did you wait so long..

stoych 19

Tuesday 19 November 2013 1:54

I had a flat mate who used to do that. So I started putting permenant marker red dots on the underside of the label. When I confronted her, ( whilst standing in her room holding my clothes!) she couldn't deny it. Needless to say I left after a while.

IIIIIIIII 7

Wednesday 20 November 2013 12:49

"Friend"

Thewhiteghost 0

Wednesday 20 November 2013 19:10

So what if they steal your clothes my mates and I do take each others clothes all the time.

Rightinthepope 3

Thursday 21 November 2013 4:25

I guess that makes her a panty-hoe

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