By NoCookForYou - 22/08/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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Maddoctor 10

And to think he'll probably talk to his wife like that someday, sigh...

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Serix 0

Soooo you let your son cus, and you expect him not to talk to you like that? YDI

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jonny2x4 0

Cook for them again. This time slip some strong laxatives in the food. They will have the worst case of the runs. Or you could just not wash your hands while preparing their food and give them salmonella poisoning. Your choice.

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acd23 0

And then tell them to eat the poop that came out, and see if it tasted better. x) I feel bad for you, OP. You try to do something nice, then your son doesn't even try to act appreciative, the your wife goes along and encourages his rude behavior and language. It's okay for them NOT to like your cooking, but they could've just said they didn't like it.

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stringoffail 0

YDI for marrying an obnoxious woman and raising an obnoxious son with her. And next time, smart-ass can cook his own damn food.

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Maddoctor 10

Obnoxious woman? If this FML was a wife cooking and the husband giving the kid a high five he wouldn't be called obnoxious, it'd be more like father-to-son bonding or something. God I hate the hipocracy in the world.

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XTheDesertSongX 17

haha lol hehe rofl roflmao roflmaoqwerty and so on and so forth... oh and by the way. PWNED by a 12 year old! sorry though. I bet it tasted good. your son is a brat. ^o^ hi ho silver aawaaaaaaaay!!!!1!!11!!!!one

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Neferria 0

Give your son some shit and soap detergent and make him choose one. If he chooses shit, he eats it. If he chooses soap detergent, then ground him and make his ass clean the dishes for a while. That'll teach the little bastard.

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livelovelife01 0

Hahaha. That sucks. Make him clean the dishes. :) Oh and by the way, your username is an epic win.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Ask them how would they know >:c Also be sure to enlighten them that it doesn't matter how it tastes, since shit would give you no beneficial properties, unlike your terrible cooking. So automatically, your cooking is better than shit.

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leofan15 0

YDI for letting your 12 year old child talk like that.

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judgeymcjudge 0

See, because of the way you worded this, it sounds like you thought this was some sort of special gesture on your part, which leads me to think you do **** all in the kitchen normally. If that's the case, then you deserve this completely - partly for being a prick who doesn't help out, and partly for thinking you deserve some kind of praise for your one day's effort (when your wife probably gets zero praise for all the cooking she does for you). If it's not the case, then FYL for having an ungrateful kid who also has a better sense of humour than you do. Lighten up, dude, it was a good call! Either way, spend more time in the kitchen and learn how to cook something that doesn't taste worse than shit - then they'll be begging you for food instead of mocking you at the dinner table.

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