By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
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Bostonian3352 0

Well maybe now his surprise party can turn into his surprise divorce

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huggles87 0

that sucks...maybe you could cancel the party, give him nothing but a card telling him to celebrate with the other bitch.

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moonlight_daze 8

Maybe she was being distant and neglectful of his feelings. Cheating is ****** up. It's disloyal and I hate that shit. But why doesn't anyone ever call female cheaters "pigs"?

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metheonlyb 17

Coz the opposite of **** is Stud and the opposite of ***** is Gigolo. Now Stud is not a cuss and imagine calling guy a gigolo. "Urrg that guy is a gigolo" Sounds strange isn't it??

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moonlight_daze 8

No one says "gigolo" anymore, playa..

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PlasmaWafflez 0

As bad as looking through someones phone, it's a bit more of a legitimate reason, and even if it wasn't, nobody deserves to be cheated on. I hope your partner cheats on you and throws you into a cage with 10 starving lions, and that they eat you really slowly so your death is extremely long and painful. **** you.

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Gavik 0

Issues much? Your daddy never loved you, get over it.

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unpossible 26

I think "man-*****" is the accepted term these days. It sounds funny too.

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Epic_Phailure 0

I agree with #3; his surprise party will soon be your surprise divorce >_

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gonzolove 0

The husband probably should have told her it was gonna be a polyamorous marriage from the beginning. Since he didn't, and she didn't consent, it's called cheating.

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Sorrel 0

So guys are forbidden to look into girls purses, but they can do whatever they want with his shit? =) Jk, if he was cheating, he deserved it.

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hornetchik 0

Thats very sad, and I'm sorry for you, but why were you inviting every contact on his cellphone, regardless of whether you knew them or not???? That sounds kinda strange... I'm sure not everyone on there would be his friends...

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gigi37 0

I definitely agree with your way of thinking fatehatesme (aw?). Too many people just don't talk it out; they instead angrily confront one another and create a negative environment in which no one is going to get much out of and never come to a solution. Makes me really appreciate my parents that over-analogize everything; it makes them talk and sort through every little tidbit and they've never been happier. OP I hope you do talk to your husband and are able to work through it. Best of luck to ya

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DrunkenValor 0

This is why humans aren't made for marriage. We're made to **** like rabbits and spread the virus that is humanity. Bwuhahahahaa.

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sublime93 0

Your comments are always epicly awesome

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Jincos 0

Hang her pussy from a ceiling fan. Then write in your husbands phone; "you always touch mine, so I touch yours." aswell as write; "she's a *****" in her house with her own pussy blood. :)

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kscott88 0

Well, I sure as hell hope you canceled that party!

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