Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML

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By shiiiiit - 15/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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boycrazy30007 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:31

I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

ILoveEggnog 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:29

I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

Comments

iPeterPan 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:51

I used to do that in my mum and dads bedroom. :D

tmrwisanotherday 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:53

Well you are a dick head aren't you!

FollowMe 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:55

Serves you right for letting the stupidity get you, xD Good Luck with whatever. Oh and you could've been intrigued with fire outside.

berlynski 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:34

Yes, because playing with fire outside is a MUCH better idea.

FollowMe 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:10

Better than in the room, Genius!

berlynski 4

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:49

Actually, the smart thing would be not playing with fire at all. Thanks for calling me a genius. (;

FollowMe 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:10

Ofcoarse, if you were to though, outside is smarter than a room. Genius. xD

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:36

Course*

cBlackout 13

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:56

Did it ever occur to you that unleashing your inner pyromaniac may not be such a good idea?

FollowMe 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:01

In your room.

Lanceeden 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:27

I read this in snapes voice for some reason. Idk

minisquid 9

Friday 2 December 2011 6:27

Lance, you have gained my respect forever.

youngbuck10 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:57

No shit, Sherlock.

kikiwi_fml 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:01

That's what you get.

Nolnah 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:02

I hope your intrigued by big black marks too!

FollowMe 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:05

Why else would Op do something like that if Op is not intrigued by big black marks?

berlynski 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:40

44- Shall I restate the obvious or can you answer that question on your own?

Lanceeden 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:44

Ehehehehe that's what she said.

phatdaddy62 23

Thursday 1 December 2011 7:03

Big black cocks? That's what you like?

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 30 November 2011 9:16

Or you could just burn shit outdoors... I've found that to be pretty successful. Especially when I have to burn things that are somewhat big, you know, around the size of a body bag.