Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to...

By rbates - 25/07/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML

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By Will - 15/12/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By WayTooMuchFacebook - 04/02/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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By FlyingFist - 04/12/2012 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

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aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:33

Genitals are your friends. I don't see the problem, here.

sydneyinspiratio 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 22:32

Yikes. Nice friends.

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jonnymohio 2

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:08

YDI - for the friend wall idea. What are you, in grade school?

Kooliokid5 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:20

Sorry but I feel like you deserved it. If you make a wall for friends then you should know they'll screw with you.

allocomrade 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:27

ydi 4 being an unintuitive idiot. how did u not see this coming

YungMarlon23 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:39

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man!!!!! for yu... FAIL!!!... for yur "friends"... Dey won... dey realy did... Aahahahahaha!!!

Jaxro 6

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:39

My friends would to the exact same thing. However, I would to the same if one of my friends made a friend wall.

kaelendra 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:46

Wow, immature friends.

dummydory 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 1:48

ur stupid

alphaxzero 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:01

get new friends

bahahaha 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:14

paint over it asshole.

jaxsk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:20

You didn't watch them while they were doing it? Or tell them a size to keep their signatures? Sounds like you really could have prevented that one.

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