By zaneey - 17/01/2009 18:41 - Australia

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
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Applesause1223 0

That's why you shouldent smoke. YDI

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doorbellgirl 0

I am alleric to nicotine so I cant ever smoke also I have ADHD and as part of my ADHD I devloped a very sensitive nose so if I smell somone smoking I get sick for hours and throw up

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dioxyde420 0

First of all, ADHD has nothing to do with having a sensitive nose/doesn't cause it. If that really happens to you, it is because of some anxiety around smokers, not because of the actual smoke. Or ADHD. References: I have ADHD and study medicine.

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sbuxsux11 8

simply put, you're a douchebag. while you're whining about your fake "disease" id love to blow smoke in your face

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minamail25 7

I'm that way too! I get migraines when people smoke!

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itstrishabtw 13

@ #15 yeah okay too bad nobody asked

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Lawzen_Rainbow 7

lol ydi. read the box the patch came in

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AshtonHellwig 0

If you read the fine print it says it contains carbon monoxide and could kill you. My grandpa used to smoke 30 years ago. No he has lung cancer. YDI for smoking in the first place.

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LaneyyLOVE 0

no shit, don't you read directions?

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loveforsoccer 0

don't smoke and you wouldn't of had this problem in the first place, but at least your TRYING to stop.

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pixelbox 1

You should have smoke your last stick before you put that patch on.. YDI

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nicole4rmmi 0

dummy. if ur gonna quit just do it. I threw a almost whole pack of premium cigs away when i started.

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StaticMatt 2

You decided to quit smoking by deciding to smoke more?

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