Cigarettes and Health: Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried...

By Michelle - 26/04/2010 21:42 - New Zealand

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 12:21 - United States

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

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By TerribleAddiction - 15/02/2012 17:50 - United States

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

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By zaneey - 17/01/2009 18:41 - Australia

Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML

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By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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By tanksfan - 05/01/2010 05:55 - India

Today, after secretly smoking for more than two years, I decided to quit. I came home from work to see my wife holding a pack and asking me what was it doing behind the toilet seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 13:54 - Greece - Athens

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML

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By Hopslammer - 17/06/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By Namnack - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML

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Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:15

This is the kind of FML that you can't really blame the OP at all. It's actually really inspiring that you decided to quit smoking :) Quitting is tough, and it takes a while to get out of the habit (hence trying to ash a kitkat bar). But, I, and I'm sure a lot of other FML users, are proud. Fun fact: every cigarette you smoke takes eleven minutes off your life.

ninja_dino 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:12

good job on quitting good luck

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missanimeotaku 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:06

What a waste of a KitKat Bar. D: But I'm glad that you're trying to quit smoking! Congratulations! ^_^

theproerest 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:34

smoking doesnt get you high nor does it get you drunk smoking is nothing but sucking hot air in your body

xuqian1115 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:35

Ur so cute lol :) I once smoked my pen as it was a cigarette when I was quiting smoking

dugumit 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:52

gawd you must stink!

mapleleafs34 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 8:15

Lmaooo not really an "fml" but it is funny(: at least ur trying to quit

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 27 April 2010 8:16

Congrats to the OP for quitting! I can tell you from my own experience: it takes a while to replace the old habits with new habits... but it IS worth it!!! And yes, it does get easier as time goes on.

SirtTerrythe3rd 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 9:05

it's gunna be a long journey, keep at it.

irishfire22 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 9:08

I'm currently trying to quit smoking. It ain't easy. It sucks, actually. But personally, I'm not going to replace smoking with Kit Kats. One of the reasons I was hesitant to stop smoking was the appetite suppressant that cigs have and I didn't want to gain weight. So instead of smoking, I'm drinking green tea, water, and having sugar free gum (all while using the Nic Patch). It's just too damn expensive to smoke anymore, and I'm kinda fond of the idea of NOT paying for something to kill me slowly. It just seems stupid when everyday I could die from 1 million things - a car crash, lightening, whatever. Would rather spend my time and my money on my kids.