Kids: Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid...

By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By Toaster - 30/07/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

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By shit - 26/01/2014 18:20 - United States - South Holland

Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:28

Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation.. If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out.. FYL

KwitIt 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:29

Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...

Comments

o_O_0_o 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:07

I would of punched her back.

neverland_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:11

Whoa, whoa. What a bitch! Report to child protective services and see if she hits you again.

waxstigmata 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:58

good lord, even if you did hit your sister, responding with violence is not going to help, what a crappy parent.

Sokai_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:59

I'm sorry but my 8 year old sister wouldn't even get scared enough to run off crying. Punch your mom back.

nerdfighter4life 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 0:08

guess we know your sister is the favorite :P that sucks that your mom punched you and that your sister is such a baby. i gave you an FYL because i don't think you deserved it.