By zappy - 11/10/2009 04:40 - United States

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
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HappyCatIsHappy 0

Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik

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NorskVind 1

Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.

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DuhthatsObvious 0

Do it again, maybe they don't anymore..

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risforrrrcuhh 0

#16 is probably right. Try it! Maybe you're immune to it now that you've been shocked once. ;)

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HaveNoShame 3

I tested my friend's by holding it against my palm and swiping it across the fence boundary; it was a zap, but no big deal. I knew it would work, though! Just wanted to see how strong it was to deter the dogs. Obviously, if it's made for dogs, it's going to zap you, but not really hurt you. Why would you want to use an electric shock on your dogs if you didn't really know what you're putting them through? That seems mean; even a well-behaved dog will probably get shocked a few times at first until they figure out the system.

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appalove 0

It hurts a lot more on the neck, which is about ten times more sensitive than the rest of your body, including your crotch.

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plexico 3

You think the laws of physics vary depending on the species? I can't wait until you try that experiment of sniffing people's asses when you meet them to see if it works like it does for dogs. The FML for that one will be classic.

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TornSoul 0

OP is retarded. I hope she never breeds.

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Fenrir_fml 1

You ma'am, are a ******* idiot. Quite frankly, why don't you stick your hand in a bear trap and see if it works for you too?

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AAAAHHHH12 2

I decided to see if you were an idiot. I did. You are. YDI.

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