By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 862
You deserved it 52 299

Same thing different taste

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deaditegirl 0

How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.

This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.

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love4running 0

Today, I read yet another horrible FML. FML.

mimblewimble_fml 0

#94, you can go back to the 90's now if you're going to say "gag me with a spoon" And you better have meant that she doesn't shave her armpits, not her arms. Most women don't shave their arms. And when they do, it looks really REALLY disgusting and it ruins their skin. Agreed, armpit hair is gross, but not as gross as the expression "gag me with a spoon"

lol haha I almost did that yesterday

It's okay, OP, I can understand how it would take an hour. I have suuuper hairy legs that take at least 20 min to shave and I still don't always get it all. Plus, sometimes I get goose bumps in the shower which means the hair is growing back right then and there. I shave 2-3 times a week, too. So if I was going to want to make sure it was all gone, it might take me almost an hour. :) I've definitely come so close to doing something like this before. I hatehatehate armpit hair and I shave it every day lol, so when I forget I freak out because it grows back so much faster. I would say YDI, but everyone forgets stuff like this once in a while. FYL LOL @ 94

idontgiveone 0

wait do you just shave everything?

wow.. a whole HOUR?? do you have head hair on your leg by any chance.. come on it couldn't take THAT long. and #83, BOTH girls and guys should shave their armpits. who cares if it's natural or not. it's disgusting.

gigi37 0

PEOPLE!!! Obviously we are questioning why it took her an hour; have we NEVER considered the thought that she was probably taking a WEED WHACKER to those legs? In all seriousness, OP, it sucks you forgot your pits, but if you were that nervous about not being confident enough, you should have paid attention during that FULL hour to your other body hair you wouldn't want to be seen. I do hope you weren't running water during that whole time too

classicalteen 0