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By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Abandoned - 15/02/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML

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By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2014 02:26 - United States - San Luis Rey

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

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cradle6 13

Friday 11 November 2011 18:59

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

hatersgunnahat 0

Friday 11 November 2011 18:59

My mom did this to me when I was 10...

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ettubrute 0

Friday 11 November 2011 22:04

lol i sew what ypu did there xD

Jorcar 8

Friday 11 November 2011 22:05

You are a great example OP.

StormGirl142 24

Friday 11 November 2011 22:07

If you're old enough to have a child, you're old enough to take the responsibility of paying for the things you consume.

caligirl6808 0

Friday 11 November 2011 22:09

I think we have are winner for the parent of the year award. /sarcasm

taazer 12

Friday 11 November 2011 22:11

Jackass!! Both for leaving your kid and dishing your date!!

brianjman14 22

Friday 11 November 2011 22:12

Are you ******* kidding me?

IntoTheClouds 42

Friday 11 November 2011 22:14

Not only did you dine and dash, but you dined and dashed with your impressionable seven-year-old daughter with you. Nice going, Ace.

chels1994 11

Friday 11 November 2011 22:22

Wow you are just such a good person. Not paying and neglecting to keep your child with you. the only people I feel sorry for are the waitress and your daughter.

SkardeyKat 3

Friday 11 November 2011 22:25

Looks like your seven year old will be washing dishes to pay for your meal.

structuredchaoz 4

Friday 11 November 2011 22:34

Way to go. I'm going to refrain from my actual thoughts here. I'm sure I'll get banned.

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