Kids: Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I... - FML

By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Abandoned - 15/02/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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By RoseRodent - 03/06/2016 17:58 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I dropped my daughter off at a concert where she was performing and went to look for parking. I got caught in freak traffic and it took me an hour to get back there. I missed her act. FML

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By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2014 02:26 - United States - San Luis Rey

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

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cradle6 13

Friday 11 November 2011 18:59

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

hatersgunnahat 0

Friday 11 November 2011 18:59

My mom did this to me when I was 10...

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Smallazn 3

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:02

Mom of the year award goes to...

jlperry31 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:03

u deserve it. do u know in several cases they will make the server cover your ticket

boundlesssmiles 2

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:21

You're quite a role model.

Hisfav1 6

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:22

Ydi for being a ******* dumbass. Do you realize that waitresses/waitors only make $2.30 PER hour, and when you dash, THEY have to pay for your stupidity??? Show some respect.

dfortun5 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:32

There is no hope for the future generation....none.

dansco 24

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:33

Wow where to start THIEF! Dine & Dash with your kid there?! You dont deserve one. Hope you got arrested!!!

fanny_20_sexy 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:34

What kind of a mother are you? What morals are you teaching your child? Ugh, I am disgusted!

blackman100 20

Saturday 12 November 2011 6:41

Are you serious?! YDI for 1.) teaching your kids how to be thieves, 2.) for forgetting your pride and joy little daughter and 3.) for just being a jackass in general and not paying what you owe. You disguist me and I hope you learned your leason, asshole.

ashleyblonde 3

Saturday 12 November 2011 7:41

If you are so immature that you are dining and dashing, you do not deserve to have a child.

meelo88 13

Saturday 12 November 2011 7:42

You are a definition of scum.....

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