By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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cradle6 13

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

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Youwish1 0

And the winner of parent of the year goes to...

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dcg1375 7

You are a poor excuse of a parent and human being! Leaving your child is inexcusable as is. But dashing on your food is horrible. The waitstaff gets dismal hourly pay, and usually very poorly tipped due to cheapskates. When you dash on your ticket usually that waiter/waitress has to pay for your food out of their own pocket. You disgust me OP.

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liftedyoda 5

Maybe you should get a better job before takin your kids out for dinner

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ZielZone 4

Agree with the first response... You dip shit

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Fulldemonstorm 10

way to be a good role model dine and dashing infront of a seven year old? AND you fogot your child...wow just wow

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BlAzEtHiS 0

So, not only are you a dirty thief but a negligint parent on top of that. I feel so bad for your child, being raised by a dip shit like you.

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capnbzarr 43

When you dine and dash, often the value of your meal is deducted from your server's pay. And she's probably earning minimum wage to begin with. You deserve to be in jail and your child adopted out to a responsible, loving parent, you worthless piece of trash.

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heyred 11

Just because you CAN have children doesn't mean that you SHOULD.

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