Sex and Love: Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally...

By finallyready - 08/01/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 503

You deserved it 6 079

It's a trap!

By Ahook1 - 23/08/2010 23:31 - Australia

Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 401

You deserved it 54 306

By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 206

You deserved it 3 765

By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 649

You deserved it 3 969

By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 742

You deserved it 8 517

By herve - 22/05/2009 19:50 - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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You deserved it 11 617

By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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You deserved it 7 573

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 961

You deserved it 25 333

By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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You deserved it 5 322

Sorry

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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You deserved it 5 077

HappyPanda2016 14

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:01

I hope you mean ex-girlfriend.. And ex-friend. -_-

Sinamoi 18

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:02

Saved you the trouble of having to discover who she really was before you did take that big step in your relationship. Send her ass a packin' and find someone worthy of a healthy relationship.

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lowshadows 21

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:24

acid to the face!

Brooks2011 5

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:26

Hoes gone be hoes!

KaiCer0 8

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:26

That shameful ****

genex_skulls 6

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:33

If its a blonde he must have read her the nursery rhyme hump me dump me

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:47

Go be ready with one of her friends

U_GotitDude 18

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:26

I've been through this before and it truly sucks. Sorry OP FYL

AlexxIV 3

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:28

I'm pretty sure this won't have been the first time. Sorry OP :(

fmlforreal92 8

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:08

As in multiple friends or just one friend?

Rancor 5

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:14

That is one of the worst possible things to see happening.

cappellaaa 23

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:25

what a scumbag. you're seriously better off in the long run

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Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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Same thing different taste

It's a trap!

Sorry

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