By Britney - 24/10/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML
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blackheart24 10

I trust the doctor.

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DocBastard 38

No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.

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NEEPLES 7

Bring a pillow. I'm sure the host of the test will understand if you explain the situation.

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DocBastard 38

I love FMLs like this, because all the amateur doctors start making diagnoses and giving advice because they or their brother/sister/mother/roommate/ex-boyfriend had something almost exactly a little tiny bit similar. Bring it on, docs! Let's hear your best shit.

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every1luvsboners 11

Doc, one time I had what I thought was a wart on my scrotum so I chopped it off with the little pair of scissors in my Swiss Army Knife and put it in a little jar. The next day I noticed that this little wart was growing a penis. So out of curiosity I taped it back to my scrotum just to see what would happen. So, three weeks later, I sit here as the only man on the planet with two penises. (that I know of) True story.

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iAmPaul 49

Doc, you're such an arrogant asshole. Stop trying to be better than everyone, because you're not. Personally, I don't care if you're a real doctor or not, but I sure as he'll wouldn't want you as my family doctor in real life because of that repulsive attitude of yours. 'Nuff said.

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SummerFever 8

His attitude on here is normally due to the massive number of illiterates that post stupid shit.

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every1luvsboners 11

Shut the **** up Paul. You're still mad because he never paid you for that ******** that you gave him last week. You gotta tickle his bawls a little to get paid, you idiot. GTFO here with that retard bullshit, you inbred piece of garbage.

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KiddNYC1O 20

86- I say... don't worry, be happy!

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ikickgingers 15

Get a donut. Sit on it. Go to the doctors after. Solution. Wow, that was fun. What do I win?

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Freeze_fml 16

Being cynical is a way to tune out the stupidity.

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DocBastard 38

Paul, please fill out these forms and have a seat in the waiting room. I'll call you into the exam room after making you wait for 4 hours. Then I'll perform your prostate exam with a Louisville Slugger aka Boners' penis. I'm not a family physician, moron, and if you were my patient I would fire you for being an idiot. Gingers, your prize depends on the type of doughnut: glazed or jelly-filled?

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ikickgingers 15

I like them plain.

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Daralea 21

Just do it yourself. All you need is a cheese grater.

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mserrato 8

Sorry man you just have to power through the pain

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ieatunicorn4fun 7

I like a cheezburga :D

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FruityLoooons 8

Why do the comments that sympothizes with the OP always get thumbed down? :/

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