By Britney - 24/10/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 520
You deserved it 2 358

Same thing different taste

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blackheart24 10

No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.

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Videotape the procedure it and post it on YouTube.

perdix 29

Take your midterms squatting. You'll avoid putting pressure on your ass pimple, and you'll be building awesome quads. Of course, you'll fail all your tests because your thighs will be on fire. Otherwise, take your tests standing up -- you'll be able to see others' papers more easily ;)

Get a doctor note so you can take it lying on your stomach

lizard399 0

Sounds uncomfortable.. but at least you're getting it removed.

xenthenk 1

Had one of those this summer! It sucks! Had to sit at a desk all day! My thoughts are with you.

You still wouldn't be able to sit on your ass this week, even if they removed it today. They hurt a lot, even after removed!

I just got one cut out of my mouth on Friday...

towboater198425 6

Twofirstnames backside means ass retard!

I had one on my neck and it didnt hurt. I also had one behind my knee it also didnt hurt