By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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Sk69Dk 0

alright bud, that's not nearly as bad as herpes!!

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tigerrr 0

only reason i said ydi is because its not an fml. you thought it was herpes or genital warts, so that means this should be a relief. if you just all of a sudden noticed it and knew it was acne, it would be an fml. but the fact that you thought it was something worse and it turned out to be something not only manageable but curable, its not fml. good luck though dude. maybe proactiv will help?

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movies12 0

How the **** do you get acne on your freekin penis?

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Shinzura 0

Seriously... It would be an FML if it turned out not to be Acne but genital warts or herpes, especially if you hadn't had sex and got it from, like, a dirty blanket or a toilet seat or something

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hither 0

Omg that terrible! You don't have herpes?!?! Wow your life really sucks :(

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xmagicgirlxx 0

umm be happy. who wants warts or herpes. take the acne. it goes away.

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what_thefk 0

do you wear tighty whities ?

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fMYYYlife 0

Uhmm! Who moderates these?! Thats amazing! This totally belongs on MLIG! And if you're concerned about getting Herpes, use a damn condom!

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puckdriver37 0

**** you! i don't want do know about that shit. FMLs should be funny or entertaining. this is just disturbing

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