By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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BUTTPLUG 0

He never said he would rather have herpes or warts guys, he probably means that he went through all that worry and asking doctor's and the embarassment of it all was that it was a pimple. Jus sayin

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kuyakhris 0

dude that's waaaay better than having genital warts or herpes...

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katherinebby17 28

you should be super glad

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Kyorakyu 0

Well actually most of you are far too arrogant, it's most likely just PPP which stands for some other shit which is hard to spell, but it is very common and found over 30% of men, google "ppp on penis" and you'll see. it's common on both men and women btw.

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freddie_fml 0

THIS is an FML? You're an idiot.

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buffalo_9 0

eww why would you want people to know about that...

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jonny2x4 0

How is this an FML? You have folliculitis, plain and simple. May be it's not the hiv and it's not the herp, but do you really want those just to be cool? just being able to pee without it burning is cool. Oh wait, that's the clap.

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