By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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jojothehobo 0

ROFL. I laughed so hard at this. =P

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jaybrown 0

People, women will think he'll have Herpes or Genital warts. THINK LOGICALLY!

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DanizzleXFoSho 6

Herpes are for life bro. Acne dick. Sounds appealing to women. Have fun trying to get some head ;D

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gummibehrs 4

That's a horrifying thought. Imagine the texture. I'm guessing he also smells down there.

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nodbor 11

will, if you're that upset about it, go out and get you some of that then

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gummibehrs 4

When you're getting head, does the girl randomly stop in the middle of it thinking you're just came when really it was just your penis pimples popping and releasing pus in her mouth? How nauseating to think about.

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iSushix3 0

wtf man?! wuts wrong w/ u?!?!?

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cutiepi 0

um.. this is GOOD news i mean, still gross.. but better than herpes

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QueenPsycho 0

Yeah, I see your point. At least if it was herpes, you'd get street cred. Either way, you ain't getting laid... May as well have the street cred, amirite?

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