By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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smithersss 0

you're disappointed you don't have an std really

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fMYYYlife 0

Today, after having gone to bed last night scared believeing I was pregnant, I woke up to see if I began my menstrual cycle. I looked down my pants to see that I did and began cheering and dancing. My mom saw and understood all of it. FML

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DrunkenValor 0

This made me laugh alot. My friend had acne on his back and we called it Backne. Would this be phalluse? Shaftne! FYL.

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tenkenshi 2

well, sticking with the hard C sounds, cockne

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jook_fml 0

What the hell are you doing posting this as an FML? Shouldn't you be happy? You deserve whatever you get, for being a retarded jackass.

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jasmine03 0

lol!! 3 words..... CLEAN AND CLEAR!!!

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turnedoffTVgrey 0

My friend had a tick bite on his dick once. He said he liked it because the swelling made it look bigger. Maybe the acne does the same? On the other hand, as a girl, I probably wouldn't want oozing whiteheads in my vag.

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Eltsc 0

This sounds better with the last sentence omitted. Observe: Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. FML

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Nofreakingway 0

be relieved that you don't have herpes.

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cherry_blossom 0

Wow. You're an idiot.

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GriefBacon 0

Better acne than HERPES. Geez you're dumb.

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