Health: Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts....

By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

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Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 03:00 - United States - Cary

Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML

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By ringrash - 14/01/2016 06:17 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

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By NoSacredSpace - 19/05/2018 05:00

Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML

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By baconrash - 22/02/2010 21:43 - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2016 15:21 - United States - Dunkirk

Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML

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Good

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML

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Sketch_y 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 22:58

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:04

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

Comments

SMBroskie 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:34

Solution: wash your johnson, good sir.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:19

So you prefer sexually-transmitted diseases over acne for what reason? Although when your girlfriend gets squirted and thinks you finished too early you can explain to her that it was actually just your whiteheads bursting.

nixxx90 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:23

so you would prefer herpes or genital warts over acne? weird.

mishmoigon 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:49

OMG thank you for posting this. Thanks to this i found out that i probly have acne on my dick too!

mangowow 1

Tuesday 8 September 2009 5:44

I would think this was a good thing.

katers4life 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 5:47

That's ******* nasty... Ur not gonna get any ass till that shit clears up! Buy pro active and rub it on ur dick ;) hahahah!

HiLRoYpwns 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 7:34

The only reason you're getting pimples on your penis is because you're either A) Not washing it B) Not eating properly C) Not washing it (Yes I'm aware I said this twice (; ) Just be thankful it wasn't herpes. The best way to get rid of acne is to; scrub scrub scrub!