By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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Kylias 6

Oh, darn, you poor thing, you don't have an STD!~ You have something that everyone gets somewhere at some point, and it's something goes away!~ That sucks, dude! ... dumbass.

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doubleAbattery 0

Would you prefer to have herpes or genital warts? Because if so, I know people who could help you out.

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fckaduck 0

Umm, not having Herpes is a good thing. Just FYI.

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prp11408 0

How did you even accomplish that one?

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blah123blah 0

Stop masturbating with a jar of lard. Problem solved.

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IUsed2 0

"today i discovered I don't have herpes, it was just acne. FML" you're retarded OP

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inbar123 0

how is that an fml. that is a good thing

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VersusFML 0

this is how it should have been told...... Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. I have acne on my penis. TMI

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