By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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BadOwner 0

could be worse though... masturbating CAN kill you... ever heard of david carradine

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bitchwithabrain 0

Yuck. That's even possible?

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lara522 0

well would you rather have herpes...??

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a_z__0_9 0

You Deserve it for not knowing you're better off with a mere pimple. Actually, you deserve Herpes.

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

hey, it's better than Herpes. ...try Proactive?

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magneticcheese 0

ROFL. I feel bad for you. But that's gross, dude. Hope you can use some anti-acne medication on that.

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DV8_007 0

thats just nasty OP... if you have acne that is so bad on your dick that youve mistaken it for an STD, then im sure you have a problem w/ it on other parts of your body as well. FYL for going to the clinic just to have the doctor tell you how filthy you are! -take showers more often, and use SOAP!

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f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

...I will not dignify this FML with South Park reference. I refuse.

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