By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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rowanmarie 0

how is that an FML? you think you'd be totally stoked to find out that you don't have an STD. but i will admit that is pretty special.

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plexico 3

You ought to slather on 10% Benzoyl Peroxide. It will cause drying, shrinking and eventually the dead flakes will just fall off. I'm not talking about the pimples, I meant your penis -- you don't deserve to own one of them things.

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DanizzleXFoSho 6

Plexico is my ******* hero. Always will be.

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sageblast95 0

I'm pretty sure men are only carriers of genital warts

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gummibehrs 4

Uhm...so you'd prefer herpes or genital warts? Also, thanks for the horrifying images.

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i_h8_asinine_ppl 0

You would be wrong about that. Women can get genital warts, and it's a common symptom of certain strains of HPV.

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SomeRandomGuy18 0

This is good! Be glad you don't have herpes!

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allmidnighteyes 10

YFDI for not knowing how to keep your dick clean. ******* seriously, I bet you have some ******* nasty rank dick-cheesy smegma as well... BTW, bleach works ;D

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iloverell 0

hahaha i haven't heard the word smegma since high school health class

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roads 3

Be happy that it's only acne? Gee acne goes away eventually. This would actually be an FML if you thought it was acne and it turned out to be genital warts. Maybe you should stop sleeping around and you wouldn't have to worry about stuff like this.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Like #20 said, if he's whackin' it this much, he's probably a virgin anyways ;)

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AshleyRose784 0

umm, isn't that better than the alternative? fyl how?

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lovespeaceandsmi 0

Maybe.. if you washed your dick you wouldn't have pimples on it. That is messed up dude.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

You should be happy. Your life WAS f**ked forever, and you found out it wasn't true and it's not f****ed at all. Herpes is for life and say goodbye to healthy & safe sex... now you know you have a life ahead of you. And to all the people who actually do have herpes and claims it's totally fine to hide it from people and have a normal sex life (lots of people do that O_o), you're the worst. That's why it's so widespread.

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