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By John - 26/03/2012 02:53 - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2024 13:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML

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By ewwww - 26/05/2013 17:55 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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By mybfpeedonme - 30/09/2017 16:00

Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Laying eggs!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 01:00 - United States

Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML

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We hear ya

By Diana - 25/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML

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By browngirl - 29/09/2013 04:16 - Canada - Vernon

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

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br0ccoli 14

Monday 26 March 2012 8:59

Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"

thatgirlinoregon 21

Monday 26 March 2012 8:59

"What's that sound?"

Comments

katringummyworm 0

Monday 26 March 2012 20:24

Me too.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 26 March 2012 20:39

Thumbs up if you picked your ears.

Lily_lops95 0

Monday 26 March 2012 21:53

Blurp

InsanishDanish 10

Monday 26 March 2012 23:13

That is really nasty. Ugh... *shudders*

magnusb1 1

Monday 26 March 2012 23:28

Try lightpipes or something like that, they make some kind of fire inside your ear! It sounds painful but it really isn't :)

Bluedog42 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:04

What?!

Schmoozee98 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:18

u had to leard the hard way didnt u

AyooXKayytee 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:56

Usually while in the shower, you clean everywhere..

hm23b 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 4:19

Ewwwwwwwwww

emochicksrule 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 4:28

That's frikkin DISGUSTING

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