By John - 26/03/2012 02:53 - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 684
You deserved it 3 033

Same thing different taste

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Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"

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xDollyLove 3

Reading all of this just made me so paranoid...

I don't think cleaning his ears would make any difference if it layed them deep enough. That's pretty disturbing though!

This is how the apocalypse begins... Its 2012, they were right, it's starting.

perdix 29

Sounds ;) like those baby bugs are getting a *lowers sunglasses* fair hearing.

Shame on you, Perdix. I thought you were above this.

RedPillSucks 31

and you forgot YYYEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!

perdix 29

Nah, I like the *lowers sunglasses* motif if the closing word or two carries sufficient punch. It is a dangerous tool if the masses don't agree with my assessment.

BrysGirl27 14

Just be glad you didnt find bugs anywhere else;p

AliceLockehart 18

I have a really bad ear infection at the moment.. You've made me so paranoid D:

naduskalove 3

Ear wax is made in our ears to prevent incidents like this. Stop saying OP's filthy. If he was, then this wouldn't have happened.

Everyone swallows something like 5 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping.

callmesillyxxx 1