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By John - 26/03/2012 02:53 - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2024 13:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML

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By ewwww - 26/05/2013 17:55 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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Gross!

By mybfpeedonme - 30/09/2017 16:00

Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Laying eggs!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 01:00 - United States

Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML

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We hear ya

By Diana - 25/10/2019 22:00 - United States

Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML

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By browngirl - 29/09/2013 04:16 - Canada - Vernon

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

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br0ccoli 14

Monday 26 March 2012 8:59

Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"

thatgirlinoregon 21

Monday 26 March 2012 8:59

"What's that sound?"

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amayranii 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:13

ewwww thats gross

mickjay67 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:15

That happened to my grandpa.... He's deaf FHL

Bullheard 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:18

hmmm., im n th hospital becuse of a fucken ear

lilnibblit 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:26

did anyone else check their ear quick after reading that?

rockgirl7 2

Friday 17 August 2012 14:25

Shower.

Mandy93 15

Saturday 5 October 2013 2:31

There's actually a 'Raising Hope' episode about this! Sabrina and Virginia wind up sleeping with pantyhose over their heads, so spiders don't crawl in and lay eggs.

grand01 2

Monday 20 January 2014 14:14

What kind if bug is it

MrEatYourDog 14

Sunday 26 April 2015 22:34

you've removed too much earwax. its slightly acidic which is why insects don't usually enter it

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