By Bill - 18/08/2011 23:44 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML
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luvppl 6

Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

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lollipop77_fml 6

Be thankful he doesn't introduce you to each one - icky!!

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SunSHINEdasies 3

Naming them is weird... why is it so weird to talk about poop? Everyone poops nothing to be ashamed about.

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eurekaroy 6

That's a shit ton of names.., no pun intended.

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shake_my_head 2

"Bob was f-cking massive. Like, never seen one so big. I kept having tonpush and push and push" - ah the things to look forward to

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IndigoAcrylic 9

When ever my dad has a bowel movement.. He always says "gotta go drop off the brown kids at the pool!" It is so embarrassing..o-0

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wond3rbread 0

what kinda drugs is he on?

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blele15 2

at least he isnt a super weirdo like in "the roommate".

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TrollFeeder 10

He must have a poop name list. For example: The Beer Dump, The Chili Dump, The Mona Lisa Dump, The Machine Gun Dump, The Tijuana Trot Dump, The Houdini Dump, and last but not least the Fisherman's Bobber Poopie.

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slipperyeyebrow 0

my boyfriend names his cum shots too. a little head start on potential baby names ya know?

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shake_my_head 2

and your cool with this? "oh baby, here comes Freddie"

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Every time I see Boner's name, I smile because I know it's goingto be a hilarious comment.

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