By Bill - 18/08/2011 23:44 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML
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luvppl 6

Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

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SirBedevere 0

"And I call this one 'The battle of midway'. Toilet was never the same after that."

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xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

I'm curious to know how many people walk into college and new roommates and such and think to themselves " I will be the most disgusting, perverted, retardedly creepy roommate EVER!"

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KaskStunter 4

Start naming the knives and generally any tool with lethal potential in the room.

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Wynthos 2

Anybody who finds this to be strange needs to get out more.

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jonmansheppard 9

Ok, *gets out photo album* this one is crappy, because it is my first crap this one is my girlfriend, because it's. shaped like a heart this one is my dick because it's really long... xD

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bubo_fml 10

I used to call 'em my "trophies!"

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yankfan89 27

Maybe he considers them his babies. Women name their babies. He names his, it's totally natural.

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delfino1604 24

Hey bro! i just dropped a jeffy! he must have had adhd cuz he's all over the walls.. btw can you clean that up?

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