By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22

You didn't have any say on the names of your kids? I'm surprised you didn't know about any former lovers at all. I'm not sure about others but I thought couples usually talk about stuff like that between eachother.

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tommylover842 23

I believe #1 is implying that since OP's wife is into women he can get her to have threesomes.

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Isa_fml 20

So? She had every right to sleep with whoever the hell she wanted before you were together. Grow up.

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Princess107 3

That is just sad yoooo lol

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blueocean43 2

*shrug* My big sister is named after one of my dad's exes. If they'd had a boy, it would have been named after one of my mums exes. It doesn't mean they want to run off with their ex, they just thought they were nice names due to positive associations with those names.

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cho_bee 9

Imagine what it would be like if you had 15 or 16 kids. Just saying...

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sproutlet 5

Why is this an FML? Did you really expect your wife to be a pure untouched virgin when you married? As long as she wasn't cheating ON you, it's not a big deal.

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funsize290 4

Maybe one of the guys just had a girlie name

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