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By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2024 21:00

Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML

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By The Joker? - 31/07/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

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You deserved it 3 467

The Spectacular Spider-Thief

By Anonymous - 11/05/2018 15:00

Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML

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Halloween has started early

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 00:01

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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Where am I?

By 2ndplacechamp - 01/06/2011 05:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

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You deserved it 9 468

Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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You deserved it 166

By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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You deserved it 6 793

By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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You deserved it 22 269

Great party in here

By NotRossFromFriends - 19/09/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML

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You deserved it 535

By Unfortunately Me - 09/01/2014 00:54 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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You deserved it 12 062

Rozza17 29

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:03

Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.

Talooka 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 12:06

I'm sure he was just joking.

Comments

Harle 24

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:11

Oh the Irony.

Fuji76 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 16:47

Your last name doesn't happen to be Quinn does it? Lol

baristagirl2003 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:22

Hope you're ok. Kinda ironic. If it were me that this happened to, I probably would have had a good laugh with the guy.

Spring13 12

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:24

I wonder what the news will report the next day....

alfred07 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:27

Did you get his license plate number?

cdheels14 4

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:33

That's just rude but hilarious

Tapia23 4

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:35

That's just plain funny not really a FML

thatsdndn1 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:39

Hahaha FYL

CanOWhoopAss 1

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:53

he was just playin his part...

EmberEyes 16

Saturday 13 April 2013 13:57

Im sorry but that's kind of funny.

RedGai 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:01

This is a win to me

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