By yeah - 22/06/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You need to do a training montage. Perhaps "Eye of the tiger" would be a good song choice to go with it.

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MGSPOP 1

Practice more instead of watching UFC, you'll get better. :)

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fthku 13

Was tempted to click YDI for the "All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day", but you don't really deserve it. You need to have a life, can't let fighting consume all of it. It's your passion, and I definitely understand that, but you need to take a break from it as well. You'll see it actually improves your fighting. Anyway, you win some, you lose some. As a fellow martial artist, I can assure you everyone loses some battles, especially in your first few real fights. A goal other than just winning is also important. I remember during my first few personal fighting tournaments, I never got to a high ranking (Quite low, actually). The first time I entered a team tournament, I was the bomb; suddenly I was downing opponents like nobody's business. I found out I fight better when I fight for my team, so you should try to find your trigger, your motivation. Good luck with your fighting career.

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KaylaDawnn 5

Well that sucks. :(

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philbelfrage 13

Probably why it's on FML. I somewhat understand when this is the first comment because the excitement of being first gets to some people and that's all that they can come up with, but you're 53. There was certainly no rush for you to come up with a comment. Next time either please think of something worthwhile to say or refrain from commenting. Thanks.

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mrtjawesome 14

rome wasnt built in a day.

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someone3225 2

Well with your infinite ufc knowledge u should know anything can happen in the octagon

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lurbaneanger23 1

well i myself being an amateur fighter, i feel pity for you. hope you dint picked up someone who is a lot bttr than you are. Its really hard to comeback from a 1st defeat, even more hard to get decent fights unless you starts to ko everyone from now on!!! bttr make ur fighting career a secondary option

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MuseFan1991 14

all those blows to the head have clearly affected your spelling

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elletex 8

You thought that simply watching others would be sufficient training to do it yourself? I'm sorry, but I'm giving a YDI.

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MuseFan1991 14

"all i do is TRAIN and watch UFC fights" combined with sufficient training, watching others do it properly is a good method of learning a new skill

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UndreamtKarma 6

Well when you get knocked out, knock back with a round house kick. That will show them.

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