By hurts.to.pee - 19/01/2012 05:14 - United States

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML
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kaykay20 0

Guess you will be making the appointment yourself and taking a taxi?

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Voldy_fml 16

Ice? Wow..Maybe ask your mom? Or a close FEMALE relative?

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SanaHasSwag 0

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!

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YayFlameWarz 9

Congratulations you used retarded song lyrics as a comment in hopes you'd get thumbed up. Only problem is that song has nothing to ******* do with the FML.

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KiddNYC1O 20

You think if she wiggles her twat it'll go away?

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that_1_guy069 0

punch him in the nose then tell him the same thing when he bitches about his nose hurting

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KeyboardWarrior 10

You would punch your dad in the nose for this? Talk about disrespectful, or just some guy trying to act hard on the Internet.

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melissamoshh 0

It was a joke ^

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Did you try informing him that this solution may not get rid of the problem, and possibly only enhance it?

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MandyMeow_fml 18

It sounds like you have an UTI which is cured by antibiotics and drinking tons of water. But if it gets worse it could turn into a kidney infection, which can be very dangerous and painful. Maybe you could go to a female family member that can help you. I wish you luck dear.

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Fmlsea 28

Ignored ur dads advice he doesn't know anything about the female body ,go to doctor and they will help u

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GoW_Chick 14

I bet your dad just said the first thing that came to mind because he was embarrassed about such a personal affliction you decided to tell him about, I'm sure he'll get over it and take you to a doctor.

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twix4ever 0

I bursted into laughter when I saw this but I'm sorry about your..... Ya

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Her ******? Yeah i'm sure she's sorry also.

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cablooey 0

As always, that one person who's picture works perfectly for a comment. ^^^

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Pelreskovich 11

If he cares about you at all he'll take you to the doctor, I doubt he was being serious.

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NippsSlipps 10

Some Robotusen should clear that shit up.

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nicole8402 4

It's spelled 'Robitussin' and it's a cold/cough OTC medication, making it just a tad unlikely *sarcasm* to clear up a vaginal/UTI infection. If it is a UTI, which is what it sounds like to me, you need to see a doctor right away. Without treatment, it can turn into a kidney infection which is very dangerous. :(

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