By brylynn - 26/08/2012 01:58 - United States

Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Greendaycheese 12

Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...

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SayCrackAgain 0

Maybe their sister went a little far, but I would forgive her. I mean you can't blame her for wanting her special day to be perfect...

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ambowew 7

I had no idea donkeys have weddings these days. /mind blown.

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elletex 8

If my sister fainted during my wedding, my only concern would be whether or not she's alright. Not whether or not she's trying to steal my thunder. Yeah, sorry, OP's sister sounds like a selfish bridezilla.

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astralvagan 20

Yeah, I would be concerned too, but at the same time I would be upset. There is a lot of time, attention and detail that goes into making a woman's wedding day perfect! If it doesn't go perfectly, they can have just the bad memory of what happened lingering for years to come!

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wthatcher87 3

So it's a woman's wedding day huh? Here I was thinking that marriage was about two human beings joining their lives together....silly me

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LolFMLnot 10

I kind of understand why your sister is over reacting because weddings can stress you out and it mostly happens once in a life time, but i still don't see why she would slap you.

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Comet_Candy 23

That's a pretty craptastic reason to slap someone, especially your own sister. You don't slap or hit people. OPs sister overreacted, big time.

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fordneagles 34

"Sorry sis, next time I'll wait until it's convenient for you before I pass out." What a bitch your sister is

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jetsown08 21

Keep that dress nice and tight, us guys like it better that way!

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krysxkatastrophe 14

19- Guys like it when women faint from their clothes being too tight? I'll have to write that down. I thought it was my macabre sense of humour preventing me from getting a date, guess it's because I don't faint!

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saksxalmo 20

I believe s/he was referring to the sister being a keeper for her fiancé, but that still made me laugh.

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Krirn 21

I didn't think of that, thumbs up to you.

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HiddenValley 5

Your new brother in law must be a very lucky man.

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nikkyp92 5

Well it was her wedding day.. But you don't deserve to be slapped for that.

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saksxalmo 20

-FML messed up my comment, just delete this one-

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mrnuleef 7

You attention *****! I'm just kidding, but from the sound of it, your sis is kinda sorta....a bitch. You should trip her and make her land in dog doodoo, in public. That screams "all eyes on me!"

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saksxalmo 20

-FML messed up my comment, just delete this one-

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