By brylynn - 26/08/2012 01:58 - United States

Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Greendaycheese 12

Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...

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PYLrulz 17

**** punt her, especially if she was standing over you

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xminixlovex 6

she is the attention seeker since she slapped you for taking the attention.

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mrsmaglietta 6

wow I feel bad for her new husband

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rammy125 4

You need to slap the bitch back.. And hard. With a 2X4

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mehwhocares 9

And you never noticed before the wedding that the dress was too tight? If it was so tight that it would make you pass out, I think you would have noticed before. Such as, you know, the first time you tried it on?

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astralvagan 20

You've obviously never been in a wedding party.... Dresses are ordered months ahead of the date.... And you get measured a couple times before the date. At least you're supposed to.... Maybe she gained weight in between measurement appoinemts

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mehwhocares 9

She must've gained a lot of weight, then, if the dress ended up that tight.

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annie_nk 22

Or maybe it had a built in corsette and it was pulled too tight in attempts to look a little skinnier?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

It doesn't say OP was in the wedding party (although that is one fair assumption). Wouldn't it be pretty difficult to gain that much weight that quickly? Usually people have fittings up to a week or so before the wedding. Wouldn't they have noticed the weight creeping on before it got to choking levels of tightness?

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Sorry OP but your sister is a complete bitch. Yes, I get it... it was her wedding day but for ***** sake, she is the BRIDE. She and her groom are the ones getting married and thats what everyone was there for. Not specifically to see you faint, so she needs to get her selfish head out of her ass. If my poor sister fainted while I was getting married (she was my Maid of Honor), I would have stopped everything and made sure she was alright and where possible - to postpone it for the next day, or when she is well again and I'm sure my husband and families would have understood. For ***** sake, She was getting married. Its a celebration of the union. She wasn't being made Queen of anything.

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the_true_batman 10

I hate how big a deal people make about weddings. I don't think I ever want to get married, and if I did I'd want it to be a celebration, not a "this day is about me" thing. I wouldn't marry a girl who would act like a brat at our wedding, if I were the groom I'd get out of there. I talk to girls who care more about their wedding being special than they do about their fiance. If I'm going to marry you, it's because I want to be with you and you want to be with me, not because you want a wedding.

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habibiiiiiii 2

Your not a girl so you don't understand.

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the_true_batman 10

Being male or female has nothing to do with it. The fact that women think it's okay to be horrible people simply because they are women amazes me. You're not a child, don't act like one.

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JustTemporary 24

In a way YDI but in another way you didn't... You shouldn't have gotten a dress so tight in the first place but slapping you was a tad much.

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whatwhyhoo 10

YDI for getting a dress that didn't fit.

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